Let's just be honest. I swear. A lot. And I have issues. Especially when people spell "a lot" "alot" or park like a douche. I like to say fuck and I usually respond to everything with sarcasm. On top of all that, I like to pretend I'm an artist. Oh! I also like to sing at the top of my lungs. Usually in a store when my 11 year old son is next to me. Apparently I like to embarrass my small mini people. It's fun to do and a privilege of being a parent. That's what my kids get for me having to wipe their butt for years on end.
So glad you were able to stop by my blog on this momentous occasion of my first blog post. Mostly this blog will be used for me to unleash my foul mouthedness (totally a real word, btw) and talk about the crafty shit I make. If you click on that handy Funklicious2 link on the right hand site, it will take you to my Etsy shop. Currently you can use coupon code GIVE15 for 15% off your order. The coupon code expires on December 4, 2015. Or don't go visit my shop. Your choice, but how can you not want to go see a magnet that says "Zero Fucks to Give". Am I right? That shit is just funny.